i think my cat is allergic to cats
That sounds pretty
Catastrophici hope you get arrested for that
(via hyena-laugh)
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
(via hyena-laugh)
i strongly believe that everyone at some point in their life should go for a run in the rain and listen to come clean by hilary duff whilst passionately lip syncing and pretending you are in a music video
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
(via tacos-rule-the-world)
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
(via dangruchy)
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
(via thegwenster)
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
(via thegwenster)